I like to stalk attractive people. I'm a creeper. I think exorcisms are sexy. I waste my money on drugs. I drink coffee like a mad man. I have an overly active imagination. I swear, I have the attention span of a fly. Hot Topic pisses me off. When I'm angry I laugh uncontrollably. I'm really interested in serial killers, if I could go back in time I would have been part of the Manson clan. I shut people out; I have my reasons for that. I'm reckless, I'm stubborn, I trip over non existent items. I constantly hit my head on things. I bite and lick people a lot. I wear cat ears and meow at people. I like to wander around aimlessly. I like to watch silent films and old ass movies. I smoke, I drink, and I don't give a fuck what you think of me. I listen to the music I want to. I dress the way I want to. I act the way I want to. I’ll probably treat you better than you deserve and forgive you when I shouldn’t. I'm a huge procrastinator. I'm optimistic. I shave my arms, as well as everything else. I stand at 5'3", I have a theory that I am shrinking. I like to torment old people. I enjoy participating in illegal activities. I talk like a little babe and I laugh like a serial killer. I sometimes try my hardest to annoy people. I always have the color pink in my hair. Give me a hug and I'll rape your leg with excitement. I like to sing old TV show theme songs at random times. I think zombies are the most adorable things ever. I would prefer a pet zombie over a pet kitten any day. I draw a tweedely mustache on my finger and walk around holding it on my face just about every day. I will get that tattooed there.