I'm Zoe McDonald. I like movies. I like books. I like magical shit and colourful shit and noisy shit. Shit is fun. I waste my hours shaving Russians, flashing homeless people, sexually abusing my friends and making eye-contact with the crotches of Spanish men. Nowdays it would be fair to say that my mind doesn't work in straight lines, it zigzags and swerves and collides with itself. My mood changes frequentley; screaming flashes of euphoria fluttering quickly into black states of apathy in seconds, driving me near fucking mental with the constant trapeze. My hair colour acts as a sort of mood chart. My rainbow changes on an hourly basis. Words; I fucking love them. I read, I write, and I obsess over them where ever they're found. I feel the same about animals. Everything fades in comparison to my love for them. I'll be vegan until the day I die. I find most people extraordinarily grey and dull. If you wish to talk to me then please say something other than "hi how are you". I'M ALWAYS FINE AND I DON'T CARE HOW YOU ARE. I, of course won’t tell you this, but I'm likely to ignore you. I don't always answer comments anyway - it's nothing personal, I'm a bitch; lazy and disorganised. I am not as dramatic as my profile suggests; in fact due to frequent bouts of insomnia I am incredibly lazy, and laid back to the extent that I am often prone to flopping onto my arse in the middle of roads, streets, super markets, and in all manner of inconvinent rest places. Sometimes I just can't be fucking bothered to move and must lay in the dirt with my words and my Red Bull. I'm unaffected by a lot of crap. All I want to do is live a life that isn't boring and pointless, to do amazing things, to see the rainforests and other, equally fit places; and then write it all down. I don't know what I'm doing or where I'm going with my life, probably not where schools and colleges and all those grey-faced careers advisers want me to go; the only thing I can truly see clearly is the inside of my own head. And to be honest it looks damn fucking good.