I was jesus in another life now i bear the life of many rat fetuses i eat many things mostly dead and some times alive i can hover over small towns but big towns i can only kill half of the population i can make since in most of my sentences but not all cuz i am a cat with no whiskers and i was kicked out of the evil society of cats i may die for giving out to much information cuz i can give birth to five chuck norries and three bill cosbey with a al gore on the side so i can fuck the brains out of many dogs that are in the birthing place of dead.... ok you get the fucking picture im perfectly sane got it?

interests
I enjoy you know the usual dead things that still move and well i do enjoy ending life but thats only a part time job no big bucks there and if you see any blood of the innocent lying around yeah well thats me cuz you know how it is blood is hard to keep in the vain of the ignorant so i just do that and when you see a hobo don't touch him he might be me and i tend to chop peoples fingers off when they get to close they so delicious they make me want to squeeze the little life out of old people and there soulless pets

likes
me and well of course you oh and apple tennis and chipmunks and all the normal human things you crazy humans like to do like deep fry my baby sister