I AM... not normal. more than a handful. NOT a waste. Queen of the Obvious. Unpredictable. Unafraid. Unbelievable. Dangerous. Impulsive. Compulsive. Obsessive. Disorderly. Satisfied I talk entirely too much at times.... I have a lot to say. I Love Jimmy. Are you paying attention? I bet you aren't. you're not reading the article, you're just looking at the pictures.... I find joy in simple things. I am fascinated by complex things. I keep Skeletons in my closets. if I was a cat, I would have been dead years ago. I wear soft shoes but I kick when provoked. Money doesn't buy happiness. But it certainly buys things that make me happy. Stupid people suck. You may very well suck. It's good to be alive. NOTICE: SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.

Great times with the husband and my friends. Then this stuff... Playing with the dogson, Tattoos, Jumping around Tacoma, Chocolate Milk chugging, high heels, getting girly and being uncomfortable with other non-girly girls, working, telling stories, hearing a great song on the radio as soon as you turn on the car, traveling around to visit my dearly missed friends, going to shows, drinking a good beer, playing darts or pool or pin ball, zoning out on Saturdays to whatever is on the tube, going to the beach, witty comebacks, dancing in random places when it scares people, getting in my comfy clothes, bad karaoke, making fun of people for fun, and so on.