It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness.. If I'm such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name? Jesus didn't have to go through half of the pain I'm experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I'm just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can't afford to miss an episode of that show. I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn't have to give a damn y'know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It's my idea of heaven y'know? Perhaps that's what happens when you die and you've been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity. "Bill Hicks .. how adorable! There's just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I'd love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he's dead?"