Here's a little bit about me: I love bad movies, big asses, high heels, my Japanese Chin Bonzai, Macaulay Culkin, butt plugs, garlic on anything, big hair, all things pink, corsets, The Rainbow on Sunset, Betsey Johnson, amputees, latex, being tan, goddamn Starbucks (so help me Christ!), fisting, Plushies, Golden Girls, getting choked out, people with total jail house tattoos, giving amazing bj's, enemas, encasement, leopard print, chicks with dicks, the smell of dirt, getting presents, ball gags, King Diamond, rim jobs, animal carcasses, having my ass beaten, scouting out terrible shit at the local goodwill, when my car's clean, designer eyewear, David LaChapelle, fur, nail polish, seamed stockings, eating meat (you can stick your carrots up your ass!), shiny things, plastic flamingos, flip flops, gas masks, pretty toes, boys that do NOT have that faggy emo-shag haircut, getting tied up, fucking-machines, gerber daisies, pissing on people, being worshipped, dirty little whores, Hello Kitty, being a Spiegler girl (I still say that we need our own sweatpants!), going to the Slauson Swap Meet, leaving christmas lights up all year, strap-ons, clowns, Italian food, Marc Jacobs, Cherry Garcia ice cream, and Mr. Tom Jones.

I don't really watch that much TV. However, the "womens" networks always manage to keep me watching. I heart The Nanny, Absolutely Fabulous,and Golden Girls. Other than that, I'm a Full House junkie. If I ever get the chance, I WILL suck Bob Saget's wiener.