It's hard for me to take these seriously; elitism isn't for me. But I think writing about yourself can be one, two or all of these three things: 1) beneficial, 2) addicting, and 3) a little vain. Coming from me, translated by you, here are some things you will never hear anyone else say about me or about themselves: My fingers are too fat for my palms. Or, at least, I think so. I've tried to imagine heaven in my eyelids, and I ended up somewhere in limbo. Owen Griffiths, the boy in the book Very Far Away From Anywhere Else, is my idol, and I want to marry someone who sort of fits the description of him. Either that, or a Jim Hawkins look-a-like. Actually, I never want to get married or have kids. I feel like that does two things to you: slows you down/makes you older than you really are and conceals you in legal bondings. I 'dun liek 'dat. Sometimes, I imagine people without hair. Everything will be revealed when you're bald someday. Sometimes I purposely hand brush, body nudge, and tilt into because I want to know what it's like to be a normal human being without getting too close to knowing. Sometimes, I'm into blurring the lines of comfortableness. And sometimes, I want to know too much about you until either you or me will find each other boring. I use tea therapy shampoo (the cheap kind) because I like it. And I think going back to first grade answers to questions you have a hard time answering is the best way to get by. I'm so used to being distrustful that I mistake myself for being sensitive. I have a bad habit of staring at people and forgetting how to spell or not recognizing words. I think too much and would be willing to give you the extra-burden of my thoughts for fifty cents in case you wanted to write a journal or something. One dollar for the good ones, but I'm willing to bargain. I'm into dark brown/orange skies at night, and the idea of click-pen gender changes, and crazy-circuited dance moves to tacky pop rap. I love a lot of people, and I change too much for my own good. It leaves stretch marks on my scalp. I love being close to people.