Hi guys, I'm Haley, your friendly neighborhood coed with an ass to die for! I'm hoping to become a Playboy model someday, so I'm starting off with my very own web space. Come on in, check me out and join me today! I'm a typical teenager. I sleep too much, I don't listen to what my mother tells me, & I spend too much time on my hair. I only have one person who I can talk to & not want to throw out a window. I suck with names, always have. So don't be offended when I ask you your name is a million times. I hate being a girl. Which is why I refuse to act like one. I have a thing for neck tattoos. They make me melt like an ice cube in the middle of summer. Mentally, I'm a four year old with ADD. Boys don't like me. I've come to terms with it. I like attention, but I hate when people look at me. Compliments literally make my heart skip. How pathetic is that? I almost never leave my house, unless I'm going to school or a show. I'm fine with it. Really. I have a bad temper. I mean full on slamming doors, stomping my feet like I'm three & didn't get the toy I wanted bad. Some people think it's funny, others want to burn me alive for it. Eh, you win some, you lose some. Physically, I'm unattractive. Shit happens. I'm shy & my vocabulary sucks. We can't all be witty & outgoing, sorry.

Likes:
Making fun of everything. Being a Vegas girl. :] Making perverted jokes in public. daloco.com! Super big hair. :] Local shows. Being a badass.

Dislikes:
Skeezy assholes.