I'm as following. Rude. Obnoxious. Complicated. Selfish. Insane. Loving. Trustworthy. Weird. Funnier than shit. Open. And just overall, nothing close to normal.

Likes
Tattoos. Piercings. Good music. Movies. Primetime television. Corsets. Vampires; wherewolves. Pirates. Renaissance faires. Hollywood Blvd. Photography. Books; writing. Halloween. Animals. Cooking. '67 Shelby GT500. Disneyland. Theatre. Euro accents. Dance. Horseback riding. Sewing. Roma history. The phoenix.

Dislikes
Narrow-mindedness. People who drive under the speed limit. 99% of rap music. Paying bills. Ninjas. Valentine's Day (and, yeah, it's really only because I'm bitter). Ugly cars. Homework. Public transportation. People who can't think for themselves.