Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: New Castle In
Body type: 5' 5" / More to love!
Religion: Buddhist
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: Preparing for The Cause

OrangeSTAR is deathly afraid of apples. I think that says something integral about the universe. I think it's interesting to hear all the things "real vegans" don't do. I'm a firm believer in the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy, affectionately known as The Zombie Holocaust. For some reason I have an affinity for animal shaped ottomans. Raspberries spark when microwaved! I have the decorating skills of a five year old little boy and the tinkering skills of a retired old man. Beards and Beasts are all that can catch my attention these days. More often than naught, my foam kills baby monkeys. I'm pretty annoying, unless you love me. My mom says that anyone who doesn't like me must be mentally challenged. She also says that books are gay. I'm sort of a health freak. Sort of a fat girl. Usually when I hate a celebrity, they die within six months. Seriously. TREE HOUSES TILL I DIE! Air is Delicious. mmm. air. That Webster's dictionary guy was a dick. All straw, raw dog. Be my friend because I probably don't hate you. I love jake.