Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Roanoke, Va
Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Education: High school
Occupation: Entertainer

I still make the lame "Is your refrigerator running?" prank phone calls when I get bored I do not know all the words to the National Anthem.. I can get as far as "Oh say can you see by the dawns early light.." I know, I'm terrible =) I'm addicted to pinball. If there is a pinball machine somewhere I will stand there and play it four hours until I get high score. I remember when "Make 7.. Up yours" was the funniest thing ever I have everything but the kitchen sink under my bed, including a monster named George. I'm mean to fat people.. "What are you going to do, sit on me?" I daydream about unicorns I hate Santa Clause, nigga owes me a pony and a G.I. Joe I read Nickelodeon magazine. I don't like when people say "shiznit" it sounds like some kind of poo cracker.. Double dog dare me, I will do anything If I have a daughter I'm going to give her a hippie name like "Star" or "Moonshine" or "Ocean" I've been in five different school plays, including Romeo and Juliet I grew up in England