Status: Swinger
Orientation: Bi
Hometown: Buffet? gross
Body type: 1' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Scientologist
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? If you dont know what im saying, leave immediately and unplug your computer.

Who I'd like to meet: umm like... Steve Winwood... hmm... Michael Jackson, Lindsey Buckingham... Bill Clinton... umm like... i know theres more.. uhh... Warren Beatty... that would be neat... like... Kiera Knightly... Winona Ryder... Claudia Schiffer... but probably not you... but roll the dice or not... either way... still your loss.