I was hijacked, then sold to a 19 year old football player with the brain of a treefrog for a mesely USD100 He was threatened and harassed so much by my adoring fans and metal comrades across the globe that he returned me to my original kidnapper who then forced me to send out spam. Ugh it was soooo awful being controlled by this perverse little boy. He said he "always wanted to be a beautiful woman" and this was the closest he could get. He INSISTED I let him wear my lacey pink bra panties and 6" stilletos, I don't even want to tell you what he did with my favorite red lipstick... lets just say I promptly threw it away once I escaped! Now I'm back home here on virub.com but I don't know how to find my friends. Please help get the word out I am back and put me on your top 8! And please let my kidnapper know what you think of him cus he could come after you or someone you love next! See more of me here...

Likes:
Blowing my student loans on overpriced drinks at metal shows, Making Sacha pancakes on Sunday mornings before we get back into bed, art films and documentaries, masturbating to Suicide Girls, carrots or edible products containing carrots, belly dancing and watching other belly dancers, the word "muffin" and muffins themselves, cooking yummy/healthy vegetarian dinners for loved ones, reading by the fireplace with a cup of green tea, laughing with my mom, music (especially metal, grindcore and middle eastern), challenging discourse on: contemporary art, gender politics, postfeminism, cyberfeminism, pornography, postmodernism, postcollonialism and the digital age and I've finally come to terms with the fact that I LIKE mornings and sunshine... a lot :-)