do belive that a good portion smack every day will help you spaz out and whytae on your good old friends "smack that all on the floor" at the weekend i like to enjoy some of the finest frosty jacks, pull ragin faces and passin out on the nearest bed or kitchen floor "every time i see her shes passes out on that bed" as i am a inventor and master chef i like to take pride in my appearance so i always wear my whites and wog not i am the proud inventor of smacky fab which a sell out in the ghetto and many streets of glasgow i am also the 1st person to come up with the hoovet hair theory! now i would have to say i a have true gift for makin chips & cheese and of course my famous pancakes and chocolate sauce "wog are you talking about?" "how do you get your hair to spike up?" "mmmm thats wogalicious" i came runner up in miss cutest thing that ever happened to the world 2008 so of course the winner leebay is my idol im so cute that i even have a pet my little pony called princess spazkle he is a gay transvestite and has a boy friend called archie "get in my archie" but all as not always been as fan-fuckin-tasic in the life of smacky fab techno-slut ragin face birrell as i have been spesh from a very young age! i even had a mutan face which resulted in me having urges to grop my friends and lets not forget about the smacky grany fetish meet my 3 best friends nigga mum/fee smacky fine wine vine leebay winehouse and jamesy for spesh girls they pretty much have theee most fucked up filthiest, smackiest banter i have ever heard in my life!!! together we are team family "lets inject smack into out eyeballs" "oooh just put it up my bum" "whytae on my nytae in the ghetto reeeee". Just now i dont feel myself and i hate it! I dont want to go back to being the old me I want a new me! A new start A big change A change for the good Im sick of my mood swings Im sick of getting stressed over nothing Im sick of it all So it stops now! Its time to get rid of the cloud hanging over my head Its time for me to have some time to myself.